A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he
was gone. A few days later he received this report :

MOST HONORABLE SIR :
YOU LEAVE HOUSE.
I WATCH HOUSE.
HE COME TO HOUSE, I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE, I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL, I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE, SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE, SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.