ועכשיו למנה העיקרית..התמונות

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And for my opening number... Kwitondo is about to do it his way, but first a swift half of potent alcoholic sap from a bamboo shoot to get him in the mood

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Who are you looking at? A fighting drunk Kwitondo takes offence when he's reminded that it's his round

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How many fingers am I holding up? Kwitonda suddenly feels the effects of his liquid lunch as he finds difficulty in focusing on the forest about him

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One too many: The sozzled gorilla can't resist last orders, but finds he's reached his limit and sinks into a maudlin reverie before starting to nod off

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Closing time: A pie-eyed and legless Kwitonda keels over as he attempts to get up from the bar

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Hangover: He wakes up the next day with a pounding headache, but he has the perfect solution - another hair of the gorilla, barman!