A woman who had been married to the same man for 20 years awoke late one night and was surprised to find he wasn't lying next to her in bed.

As she came down the stairs and into the kitchen, she saw her husband seated at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee, staring at the floor, sobbing uncontrollably.

Honey, what's wrong?" she said, holding his face in her hands. "Why are you crying like this?"

He looked up at her and said, "Remember when you were 16 and your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'

"Why yes dear, of course I do" she replied.

"Do you remember how he shoved that shotgun in my face and told me I could either marry you or spend the next 20 years in jail?"

"Yes hon, of course I do, but why are you crying about it now?" she asked him.

"Because if I took the 20 years I would have been getting out today!