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לחץ כאן לצפיה דרך יוטיוב
Performed by Six13 Arrangement: Mike Boxer Lyrics: Mike Boxer Kosher Plate Originally performed by Lady Gaga (“Poker Face”) Music: N. Khayat, S. Germanotta Lead: Mike Boxer Ma‐ma‐shgi‐ach… (4x) I have my dinner like they did in Torah times And say a bracha right before my Manischewitz wine (ha‐ga‐fen) My steak might be rare but you can bet there ain’t no blood And you won’t get in my tummy, babe, unless you chew your cud Oh... oh‐oh, oh, oh… oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh I cook it hot, but not on Shabbat Oh... oh‐oh, oh, oh… oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh‐oh I keep it Glatt, and kasher my pots Can’t eat my, can’t eat my, no you can’t eat from my Kosher plate (hamotzi lechem min ha‐aretz) (2x) Ka‐ka‐ka‐kosher plate, ka‐ka‐kosher plate (2x) Latkes Originally performed by Kanye West (“Heartless”) Music: S. Mescudi, M. Jones, E. Wilsos, K. West Leads: Joshua Twito, Justin Rosenblum Yo hamentashen… I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish… But Chanukah had one of the best Jewish holidayspecific ethnic foods of ALL TIME. It was December, I was hangin’ with my meidel Eating gelt and spinnin’ up some dreidel Tryin’ to win but I was not so nimble I got the nuns and she got all the gimmels It was Ma’oz Tzur that I was hearin’ As my coins continued disappearin’ Suddenly my nose starts to twitchin’ From the aroma comin’ from the kitchen So we’re playin’ this game, just like I told ya By the light of the Chanukah menorah We had to finish the round, I couldn’t wait though – I knew my mom was fryin’ up potatoes They were latkes, fresh and delicious My girl got up and I got suspicious She said “relax, now don’t be a hater, I’m just gon’ help her put away the grater” In the night, we lit the lights Like maccabees of days of old But I can’t believe my girl has gone and stole… all my Chanukah latkes How could she eat those latkes All my Chanukah latkes I Got Tefillin Originally performed by the Black Eyed Peas (“I Gotta Feeling”) Music: A. Pineda, F. Riesterer, W. Adams, S. Ferguson, D. Guetta, J. Gomez Leads: Yan Frenkel, Eric Dinowitz I got tefillin And it’s wound on my left arm real tight (2x) And it’s wound on my left arm real, real tight At Bar Mitzvah Rav said “Mazel Tov!” Took leather stuff And wrapped me up Told me I’d need A set of these And now I’ve got Phylacteries! Put it on in the morning ‘cause it’s what the Torah said Got a box on my arm and another on my head Went around seven times, yeah it’s easy to see And the sh’ma’s on my mind, quite literally Because I’m Jewish, I’m Jewish I’m Jewish, I’m Jewish (876x) I got tefillin… (woohoo)
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