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הוקפץ אל ראש הפורום בשעה 11:36
סורי על האנגלית =\
> Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever,
> smell one another?
>
> Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it
> the same old story?
>
> Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
> mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for
a
> dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride!
> Would it be so
> hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
>
> Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human
> hears him, is he still a bad dog?
>
> Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand
> signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's,
electromagnetic
> energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
>
> Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
>
> Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands
> to get in?
>
> Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
> apologize?
>
> Dear God, Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
> remember to be a good dog:
>
> - I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they
> throw it up.
>
> - I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because
> I like the way they smell.
>
> - I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although
> they are tasty, they are not food.
>
> - The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
>
> - The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.
>
> - The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
>
> - My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
>
> - I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
> driver's license and registration.
>
> - I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
> toilet.
>
> - Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of
> saying 'hello.'
>
> - I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under
> the coffee table.
>
> - I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the
> house.
>
> - I will not throw up in the car.
>
> - I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt
> across the carpet.
>
> - I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch
> when company is over.
>
> - The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes
> that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
>
> Dear God, May I have my testicles back?
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