<?php
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/* This document is another disturbing creation brought to you by one 
   sick animal who can't tell the difference and gets portalized. */
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	$conn = mysql_connect('localhost', 'ic0nz', '') or die("Error: couldn't connect to mySQL.");
	$database = ( mysql_select_db('ic0nz_uk_db', $conn) ) ? print "DB Selected" : print "Couldn't select DB";
	$sql = "SELECT * FROM myDetails";
	$values = mysql_query($sql, $conn);
	
	if ( !$values ) { print "Can't select the wanted values from database."; }
	else {
		while ( $result = mysql_fetch_array($values) )
		{
			print $result . " " . $result;
			print " is " . $result . " years-old.";
		}
	     }
	
	mysql_close($database);
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/* Well, I sure do hope you enjoyed this joyfull piece of useless code.
   I can really say I did since I'm practicing my skill with PHP coding. */
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?>